The Legend of the Ottawa Scarecrow
This is the story of Everett B. Styx
Who lived in these parts
Around 1806
Everett married Emma
Whom some thought a witch
A seamstress by trade
That old girl could stitch
Emma hoped for a diamond
On their anniversary day
But Everett forgot
In the fields he did stay
Emma wasn't happy
And a high price was paid
She stitched up poor Everett
A new scarecrow made
Now that was the legend
But this much is true
Diamonds last for ever
Wife's tempers can too